how can u be prego again
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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