how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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