what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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