I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize
