Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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