I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
