what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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