lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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