Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
