if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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