Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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