I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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