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It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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