Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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