That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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