turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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