I cannot find my penis.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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