she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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