and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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