You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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