We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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