Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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