i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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