He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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