If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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