Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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