He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Randomize
