When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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