they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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