theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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