were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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