drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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