Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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