he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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