why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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