You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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