If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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