apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Randomize
