can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
