I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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