Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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