that's an acceptable place to lick
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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