Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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