i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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