I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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