When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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