So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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