you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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