Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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