Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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