it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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