Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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