You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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