she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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