Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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